This is going to be a little bit different. In the honored tradition of this blog, I will be ripping off the Jerx yet again and doing a pastiche of his Splooge series.
Unfortunately, unlike Andy, I am not a modern-day Lothario. I am no Casanova. I am not even a fully functioning adult, as the authors of this blog seem to incessantly hint at.
And yet, I have the ability to charm nearly anyone I meet. (In real life. Over text it’s a very different matter, as my tricks and tactics lose applicability.) Why is that?
That’s what I’ll be covering in the new series Chicken Soup for the Socially Inept.
Call it a hunch, but I have a feeling a lot of our readers could use some of the tips I’ll be sharing.
Narrative Ease
Which brings me to the point of this post. This is a habit I picked up about four years ago on a hunch, and it’s paid off with numerous sources and varieties of dividends since.
You might, if you’re reading this blog, be an eccentric person. That’s fine. Eccentric is basically what people call weird people who are financially secure enough that it’s fine that they’re weird. Eccentric is a positive term saved for just such people. And you’re one of them! Be proud.
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