You can now email us individually again. Sorry about that before. Please email one of us about an article of theirs that you liked, or a question you might have. Especially because after my boneheaded decision to put everything together into one excessively long email address, we got exactly one reader email in the following months. Besides, every time we get an email the team jumps for joy. One big synchronized leap. It’s beautiful, you should see it.

That’s drew@themagicoval.com, franklin@themagicoval.com, anne@themagicoval.com, and jerry@themagicoval.com.

I can still be reached at themagicoval@themagicoval.com.

We’re going to get even weirder in 2025. For example…

We’re going to release new shit, not just posts. Nothing like what you’re imagining though, about 20 times more incredible than that. Expect Anagram Month coming soon.

We’re going to change your life. At least if you use anagrams.

Yeah, that’s right. I’m sorry. After all this, we’ve turned out to be propless mentalism sluts.

Inject 5, or whatever it’s called, has been removed from the Google Play Store. Hopefully it’s temporary. (At time of publication, Inject 2 is back online.)

This comes as a shock to many a magician, but to be honest it doesn’t surprise me much. Many apps that simulate features or entire proprietary apps or websites are at risk of this I would imagine.

I’ve foreseen this for a while, and there will be an article about this coming up.

No, there actually won’t, because I can’t be bothered to commission it from anyone nor write it myself as a guest post.

Anyway…

It’s been a real honor having you all read our words for over a year now. It brings a tear to—

Hi guys! I hate to interrupt this, but anyhoo, I’m gonna go to bed and I’ll see you all tomorrow. I was up all night celebrating the New Year and I need to turn in early. Yes, 8 am early.

P.S. Feel free to email us if you have any ideas for a guest post too.

P.P.S. Get it? Email spelled the old way, but new? It’s such a funny title gag that I wouldn’t be surprised if you died laughing.

P.P.P.S. Like the cat said, have a nice day. Or don’t, if you don’t want to. No pressure. Fuck that cat. Not literally.