This post is currently being researched further by request of the sexual offender featured. It seems he may have been the victim of a nasty campaign involving local news, a prosecutor we are now reaching out to, and other careless reporting including our own that led to many believing he is a child molester, when in fact he only groped women that were of age.

So, you know. Not a stand-up guy either way, but likely not a pedophile. (Update: He is in fact a stand up guy now, 25 years after his last offense against, once more for emphasis, an adult woman and not a minor. He is a changed man. We feel extremely badly and are very sorry for the way we have treated him.)

This of course includes ephebophiles, as a libertarian and/or ephebophile might call them. We just aren’t those, so we use the normal term pedophile. But he isn’t that either, if this checks out. That’s the point.

We will update you and restore the post if his story turns out to be bullshit, but it’s not looking that way. It is definitely not that way. He is entirely innocent against the accusations we made.