Political Containment Page

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The authors of this blog, including our token Jewish one, support Palestinian sovereignty without exception. They strongly desire an end to the ongoing unjust apartheid and (as of just around when this blog launched) genocide of the Israeli government. In addition, they oppose all genocides around the world and support sovereignty of all other indigenous peoples. They desire more resources be put into fighting the murder and kidnapping of indigenous women.

The authors of this blog desire to see ICE abolished. The authors of this blog desire a swift and painful end to qualified immunity for police.

The authors of this blog believe in universal school meal programs. The authors of this blog desire a stronger welfare state in general. The authors of this blog would prefer to see capitalism abolished, regardless of how that might make the Editor feel.

The authors of this blog are against interventionist policies and moves in general.

The authors of this blog are in no way conservative, centrist, or liberal and hold no overly conservative, centrist, or liberal viewpoints, unless you’re referring to classical Lockeian liberalism. Except that nobody identifies with that brand of liberalism anymore, so you’re just trying to be difficult. (Don’t bother emailing us asking how it’s possible, just look the terms up for yourself. They don’t just mean “right-wing” and “left-wing”, sorry.)

We think that mostly covers everything important.

Now get back to reading about magic.